Last night it happened to me. Piranha 3D was one of the most anticipated films of Throughout the season, when I had the opportunity I slingshots to the cinema behind the house, exalted as never before! The plot also know by now the walls, the fact is that an earthquake opened a rift at the bottom of a lake, which emerge from the thousands of ravenous piranha and blablabla ... but who cares? The real strength of the film lies in the two pillars: Gnocchi from fear of violence and explicit!
The scenario in which the events take place is Lake Victoria , Arizona area by the lake during the spring-loaded Spring Break. There is not even time to enjoy the first asses bouncing our favorite fish devour the first unsuspecting fisherman, beginning the hunt for their food. Before reaching the climax scenes of the film, we meet young horny, lesbo strippers led by our old friend Ultraman (!!!), Children five years of sgam Lindsey Lohan and Doc Back To The Future of who plays an expert scientist expert yellow fin tuna.
All this while the piranha claim victims closer to the beach party, where you consume a veritable massacre of more than fifteen minutes in which see everything. Mutilated bodies, blood everywhere, arms severed, bodies mutilated, mutilation assorted ... all done without mercy and in the most explicit possible in the light of the sun. Here there is no room for imagination! The finish is more than improbable, but it is perfectly in line with the spirit that the director wanted to film. 
Alexandre Aja did a great job, Piranha 3D has all the features needed for such a film (non-existent plot and surreal, women, violence), is shot very well and is visually very interesting, despite the abuse of CGI . The exceptional cast (including Eli Roth makes its appearance) enriches the whole. For me the film is excellent, a must for all fans of the genre. For everyone else it's just a waste of money for the film and the pounds Plasil that will help soothe an upset stomach.
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